Monday 8 April 2013

your clock

His:
Funny misunderstanding we learned after comparing blogs yesterday. I said I want to come on your hands, you heard come on your ass. I was wondering why you turned over abruptly!

Favorite autocorrect when I am writing these. Cock autocorrects to clock. "You took my clock in your mouth."

Sex should be a little funny. Is sense of humor the main difference between amateur porn and pro? You were telling me about the Top 10 Bathroom Amateur Scenes on Fleshbot (autocorrected to Fleshboy) and I'm looking forward to watching them with you. You've been watching a ton of porn recently, you mentioned. This got me horny thinking (autocorrected first to honking) about you watching dirty videos. Can't wait to watch some funny sex videos and then fill your pussy with my clock. 

Hers:
Some of these autocorrects have been hilarious.  One of our brainstorm blog titles was "doing it from our phones" because we keep the smut (autocorrects to "ski") mostly on our phones.  Except typed out, "DoingItFromOurPhones" made me think of doing like a springy sound. Doioioing.  
Some autocorrects have been hilarious and I wish we had kept better track.  Now that my phone has 'learned' my filthy language, you hardly ever duck me from behind and I hardly ever suck your clock.  I love it when you shovel into me.  I can't get enough of your sick sliding inside me.  Please, grape my hair when I am Miami for more.  Please please don't stop down arming me, I love it when you're taking chafes.   Your AV muscles are so sexy. I can't get enough of your music urn thighs.  Your lean bury is so mad clone and Virgil.  I mean every word of that.

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